notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

420 graze it yes yes yes

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mentalfacts:


Fact# 7224: Having sex at least once per week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80 years.

mentalfacts:

Fact# 7224: Having sex at least once per week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80 years.

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i want to eat a burrito. maybe i will put vegetables and cheese and salsa on a piece of pizza from the dining hall, roll it up, and salt it with my tears

do you ever think about how weird it is that we have a special word for mom like i think we should just call our moms female life givers because it is essentially the same thing

karzahnii:

a story about tumblr’s collective ability to fact check

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babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

image

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fishaquariumstanks:

Follow for Daily Fish Tank and Aquarium Photos

fishaquariumstanks:

Follow for Daily Fish Tank and Aquarium Photos

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college cooking: put an egg on it

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tyleroakley:

me

my whole building

tyleroakley:

me

my whole building

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