i want finals to be over so i can snuggle and then move out but i don’t want finals to be over because i need more time to study and eat bagels
My one big thing I wanted to do when i was a kid and when I was in highschool was join the coast guard. It makes me really sad that they don’t want me. I am strong and motivated and I work hard and I get in shape really easily and I have good grades and no debt yet and I’ve been signed up for the draft but they won’t let me join the coast guard because of the parts in my pants and that is perhaps the worst fact about my life in the whole world.
Sylvie left me in her room for a couple hours by myself and so far I drank an entire pot of tea, made a fort, finished all my math homework, and started the application process for a study exchange at western, and disassembled the fort with no evidence left at all. i am a winner.
I wonder if people who wrote the scripts for old cartoons were like “someday they’ll get this joke” and for like ten years they’ve been like “wait for it, wait for it, YES MY LIFE’S WORK IS COMPLETE AND ALL OVER TUMBLR AND I WIN”