you must be a communist revolution because you’re causing an uprising in my lower half
sometimes i think about how big whales are. then i think about how much sperm they must release. then i think about how it is dispersed throughout the entire ocean. then i realize i swim in the ocean. then i feel uncomfortable. also thankful people can’t be impregnated by whale sperm. but what if you gave birth and it was a whale baby.
I have all this homework but I just want to listen to beyonce
if i didn’t have to sleep i would have so much extra time on my hands like…dayum